So, yeah - no pressure or anything. This year's costumes would have to be something really good. Something that said without a doubt, "WE ARE A FAMILY OF FOUR!" But what? Since my brain got hijacked sometime back in August, I threw it out to Liam to see if he could come up with an idea. A creative kid like Liam? I knew he'd come up with something spectacular.Mom and Dad are friends,Mom and Dad are friends,Mom and Dad are friends,
Mom and Dad are friends!When we go to Halloween,
We go trick-or-treating,Great costumes as a family of three,
I wonder what we'll make for Finny?Because Liam and Finn are brothers,
Liam and Finn are brothers,
Liam and Finn are brothers,
Liam and Finn are brothers!
But instead he came up with Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends. Which is fine, I guess, just not the uniter I was hoping for. Also, well, there were just a few problems.
One - did you happen to notice Spider-Man only has two friends? So that brings the grand total of costumes to three, not four. We could make it work if Finny was the bad guy (my friend suggested giving him menacing eyebrows which - totally), BUT it kind of defeats the purpose.
Two - that's a helluva lot of Spandex for a woman who just gave birth! I could see giving it the old college try for the sake of my kid only to come out looking like someone else entirely.
Not exactly my idea of fun. (Although this video almost changed my mind...)
Three - Today is Halloween and I have yet to put together costumes. Liam is all set for Spider-Man but Bill and I don't have Ice Man or Firestar costumes. I'm sure I could run out to American Apparel and take care of that problem in five minutes flat but with hospital bills coming out the wazoo, I don't think this is a very good time for us to be blowing a heap of cash on Spandex.
Four - Liam has already worn his Spider-Man costume at least a hundred times. Around the house, to the park, to Home Depot...you name it. While he doesn't care at all, to me that completely takes away from the specialness of Halloween. Halloween is supposed to be the one day a year you can be someone different. It's not just another trip to Home Depot - it's freaking Halloween!
But the fun of dressing up seems totally lost on Liam. The other day I got out ALL the costumes from the basement (like four boxes) so he and his friend Sia could practice trick-or-treating. While they were all over the idea getting candy, it was like pulling teeth to get them to put on a costume.
Here he is as a giraffe who hates his mother.
The only thing they could get fired up about were these ghost costumes.
Blankets over your heads? Lame.
Although a proper ghost costume could be kind of cute. And if we were all classic Halloween figures, it would be totally uniting! Finn could be a pumpkin (he already has the costume), I could be a witch (how hard could that be), and Bill could be a ghost with Liam or a zombie (he's been wanting to be a zombie for months).
Liam was super excited about it until this morning when I suggested making a ghost costume where his head would actually stick out - you know, so he could see where he was going and we could see his face in pictures.
"It'll be fun," I said. "We'll cut a hole for your head and then put powder on your face and head to make you look all white!"
"But, you can't just put a sheet over your head, Liam. That's not a costume."
"Sorry. A sheet over my head is all I can handle."
So, yeah. We've got about eight hours until it's time to trick-or-treat and I have no idea what we're going to be. A family of zombies (presumably one without anything weird on his face or head)? Spider-Man and his Boring Parents? Classic trick-or-treaters? Or maybe Liam will decide to be a giraffe (he got kind of excited about it after Vanna wore one on Wheel the other night) and leave the rest of us to figure out our own damn costumes. Hmmm...
What are you and yours going to be?